Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
Heard of that new band 1023 Megabytes? They’re good but don’t have a gig just yet.
Why can’t Microsoft employees relax? Because they’re always on Edge.
What kind of computer sings the best? A Dell.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Why shouldn’t you fart in an Apple store? They don’t have Windows
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
